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1- U r a nice person. 2- line one is true. 3- line 2 is false if line 1 is true. 4- both 2&3 are true. 5- all 4 r false.

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  1. POLICE MAN - Sab Mujh Se Darte Hai Or Main Biwi Se
  2. MOCHI- Main Juto Ki Marammat Karta Hu Or Biwi Meri
  3. TEACHER- Main School Me Lecture Deta Hu or Ghar Me Sirf Sunta Hu.
  4. OFFICER- Main Office Me BOSS Hu or Ghar Me Naukar
  5. JUDGE- Main Court Me Faisale Sunata Hu or Ghar Me Khud Insaaf Ka Talabgar Faisala Aapke Hath Me Hai, Kunware Raho, Khush Raho. Note- Jo Shadi Kar Chuke Hai Sabr Kare or Jinki Nahi Hui Wo na kre…

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1.Saa 2.Re 3.Gaa 4.Maa 5.Paa 6.Dha 7.Nee 8.Saa . Kripya khudko pehchan ne ke liye 3 our 6 fir se dohraye.

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2 Pyaz 3 Lasan 50 Gm Zira 3 Pao Mirch 2 Spoon Namak 1 Cup Water Aur Thora sa Hara Dhnya Pta Hai Hum Kya Bana Rahey Hai?

AapKo Bewakuf Aur Wo B Masala laga Kar.

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2 cockroach ICU mein ek dusre ke bagal me admit tha, 1st cockroach (sympathy k sath) bola . kya baygon se? 2nd : nehi re, paragon se..

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2 lovers plans 2 suicide. Boy - jumped 1st, Girl closed her eyes and return back saying love is blind Boy in air opened his parachute saying love never die.

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3 FEELINGS what is the diference between stress, tension & panic? Stress is when wife is pregnant, tension is when girlfriend is pregnant & panic is when both r pregnant.

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3 monkeys escaped from the zoo… One was caught watching TV… Another playing football… And the third one… (scroll down for answer) . . . . . No its not you… . Why do u always think u r a monkey?

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80 yr. old man to dr.- My 20 yr. old wife is pregnant. Dr.-ek kahani suno. 1 shikari shikar pe jate hue Gun ki jagah umbrella le gya.. Jungle me uske samne lion aya, Usne umbrella ka handle khincha or Fire kiya,lion mar gaya… Old man-impossible, Kisi aur ne goli mari hogi… Dr.-EXACTLY

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A 15 yrs old girl was Married to a 75 yrs old man, On their first night, Both of them ended up crying…

Why???

Cos’ the girl don’t know anything and the old man had Forgotten everything!

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A 60 year old bachelor advertizes his zaroorat-e-rishta in newspaper. After a month, he gets a letter saying, Miyan! Is umar mein farishtey aatey hain, rishtey nahin.

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A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z . . . 1 missing in above . . . why are you reading again? shame on you! In ABCD where comes 1. Happy April Fools Day.

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A Boy Marries A Gun… ‘Bandook’ And Suddenly All Starts Worship Him.. Do U Know Why..? . . He Becomes Gun-Pati… !!! … APRIL FOOL.

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A Day Will Come Wen D Whole World Will Celebrate Ur Name, Ur Fame, Ur Thoughts, Ur Ideas, But U Hav 2 Wait For Two days Till Ur Birthday ; April 1

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A Day Will Come … When The Whole World Will CELEBRATE Your NAME Yur FAME Your PERSONALITY Your THOUGHTS Your VIEWS But Keep In Mind April Fool Comes Once A Year Congratulations Its Ur Day.

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A Day Will Come … . When The Whole World Will CELEBRATE Your NAME Yur FAME Your PERSONALITY Your THOUGHTS Your VIEWS But Keep In Mind April Fool Comes Once A Year Congratulations Its Ur Day…

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AGAR MOBILE EK BANDUK HAI TO SMS USKI GOLI HAI JAB YE CHALTI HAI TO BAHADUR LOG JAWABI HAMLA KARTE HAI JABKI KAYAR LOG DEKHTE HAI AUR ZULM SAHTE HAI -!

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A Love Letter from BISCUIT MAKER- Dear Marie, Today is Good Day, U r Anmol for me… But U have Crackjacked my Heart, Bcoz I have a Little Heart, Now I m in 5050 position…

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A Nice saying: FINE IS A TAX FOR DOING WRONG THINGS. . where as, TAX IS A FINE FOR DOING RIGHT THINGS. what a funny world!.

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A Tiger Killed Goat N Hippo Saw It. Tiger Requested Hippo Not To Tell Anyone But The Hippo Denied Tiger : But Why Hippo Y Don’t U Jst Shut Up Hippo Replied . . . . .

Coz Shakira Says Hips Don’t Lie.

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Aaj kal 2 chezain sirf qismat Waloon ko milty hain . . 1: Jungle main ghumta huwa white hathi. 2: Without affairs wala Jeevan sathi.

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Aaj ka vichar…

Ladke agar ameer ban jaye To wo bigad jate hain..

Aur

Agar ladkiyan bigad jaye To wo ameer ban jati hain…

Aisa Kyun….?

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Aap jaisa koi meri zindagi mein aaye to baat banjaye Aap jaisa cute meri zindgi mein aaye to baat banjaye Aap jaisa cute meri zindagi mein aaye to baat banjaye Aap jaisa bewakoof meri juthi baaton per yakeen kare to APRIL FOOL banjaye.


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